hey everybody-
somehow i have come through my almost 2 years in morocco without getting stung by a scorpion. unfortunately, i cannot say the same thing for my cat. last wednesday he woke me up at 5 am in his typical fashion- sprawling out in the middle of my bed, which displaces my sleeping self onto the floor. so much fun. except he wouldn’t stop crying, and he didn’t run to the kitchen when i stood up, so i turned on the light. this was probably a mistake, because there’s not much that can be done at 5 am in my town and after i saw his gigantically swelled head i couldn’t get back to sleep. it seems that he had gone out whoring (his usual tuesday night activity) and instead of a pretty lady kitty encountered a scorpion which, being dumb, he seemingly tried to eat. the scorpion, being a jerk, stung him in the chin. and muissolini, knowing when he is out-muscled ran for home.
well, as soon as it was light out i packed him into my cat bag and set out for the agriculture center, which is the closest thing to a vet we have. the 5 men hanging out there drinking tea looked at him, agreed with much nodding and pursing of lips that it was a scorpion, told me that there’s no medicine in beni tajitte for scorpions (for animals or people, convenientely enough) and proceeded to give him a mystery shot of something yellow. they told me that if i had some antihistimine creme (which i don’t have and the pharmacy in town is out of) i could put it on the bite but otherwise there was nothing they could do.
being wholly unsatisfied with this, i sought the sage advise of my friends and neighbors. they suggested: finding the scorpion, killing it and tying it’s corpse to muissolini’s face, having the cat drink tea made from an herb they claim is a natural antivenom (which my host mom spent several hours trying to track down for me, only to discover that the town’s out of that, too), finding the scorpion, killing it and soaking it’s corpse in alcohol then rubbing the alcohol on the bite, and rubbing an onion on the bite and on his face in general.
needless to say, the neighborhood was up in arms and really wanted this scorpion dead. similarly needless to say, there was no possiblility of finding the scorpion as it was at large in the entirity of the sahara desert. while this discussion is going on, my cat is vomiting periodically out of his cartoonishly overlarge head and in general letting it be known that he wants to die.
we settled on the onion, which had the added bonus of making the cat smell delightful, and i think it helped a bit. by the next morning part of his face was less puffy. and since there was no help to be had in beni tajitte (except for an abundance of onions) the cat and i fled town 3 days earlier than intended for the cooler air of the mountains.
we made many strange friends along the way (traveling with a sick cat in a bag is, apparentely, the best possible conversation starter) and i think the cooler air did him the most good. he is better now, a week later, but seems a bit nervous about small moving things. he’s living on my friend mark’s roof for the summer, and aside from the hailstorm yesterday seems to like it.
thus concludes my tale of scorpions and cats. i’ll be off to camp in 2 weeks, which i’m sure will produce many hilarious anecdotes. until then, go seal your doors and windows.
love,
jocelyn.