Feb 1, 2006 8:06 pm
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I’ve seen various versions of this over the years. This one has the distinction of being translated from Romanian, as Larisa sent it to me.
How many Calvinists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. If the bulb is predestined to be changed, it’ll change itself.
How many Orthodox does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Change? What change? That light bulb was put here by the Holy Apostles!
How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. We use candles.
How many Pentecostals does it take to change a light bulb?
One, because his hands are already in the air.
How many Charistmatics does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten: one to change the bulb and nine to bind the spirit of darkness.
How many Fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The old bulb is very nice, and we have no reason to change it according to the standards of the world.
How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb?
What’s a light bulb?
How many Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?
THE BIBLE DOESN’T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT LIGHT BULBS!
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